The Saints Flood Tortage, Sponsors Come Running, News at 11!
The Insomnia Saints, renowned and widely feared Guild, were seen washing ashore today, rumored to have been the result of a drinking and boating accident caused by one of their members named Conner. The groups that arrived earlier today on the gates of Tortage vowed to take over the city by nightfall and were heard to say, " Either join with us, or be buried by us., now tits or GTFO"
in light of their recent acheivements and forceful push for power, many companies swiftly moved to pick them up under sponsorships including the following companies:
Morty's Meat Shack, The Barbarian Gentleman, Sneaky Pete's Fast Feet, Mr. Explodems Imporium Explorium, and Red Lobster # 12398
More on this breaking story as it develops, back to you Red Sonja.
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